Sweary ADHD Affirmation Pen Set

Fresh pen. Fresh page. Fresh plan.

Because sometimes the new notebook, the new pen and the wildly optimistic new system genuinely feel like the beginning of a new fucking era.

This set includes four bamboo ballpoint pens, each permanently laser engraved with a sweary ADHD affirmation. 

They’re made for lists, brain dumps, reminders, abandoned plans, sudden thoughts and everything you desperately need to write down before your brain launches it into the void.

The four engraved sayings are:

• I need reminders, not more fucking shame.

• Write it down, or it’s fucking gone.

• Forgetting doesn’t mean I don’t give a shit.

• Fuck my RSD, I am lovable.

Each set includes four bamboo pens with black ballpoint ink and silver-coloured metal detailing.

The pens arrive together on a kraft presentation card, held in place with colourful patterned paper bands inspired by the original FuzzyCub Sweary Affirmations range. The packaging stays deliberately simple so the engraved pens remain the focus, while still making the set feel ready to give as a gift.

Perfect for your desk, handbag, notebook, work drawer or wherever you last confidently put something “somewhere safe”.

A sweary little stationery set for ADHD adults, neurodivergent humans, chronic list makers, serial notebook buyers and anyone whose brain has ever remembered the important thing three hours too late.

The bamboo is a natural material, so grain, shade and engraving depth will vary slightly from pen to pen. That means every set has its own small differences.

Contains strong language. Obviously.

On the reverse of the presentation card you’ll also find links to ADHD UK and NHS adult ADHD information if you want reliable UK-based information or further support.

Designed and engraved by FuzzyCub in the UK.

Fresh pen.

Fresh page.

Fresh plan.

Let’s see how long this system lasts.