Sweary Motivation Affirmation Cards | Self Care Cards

🔥 MOTIVATION SWEARY AFFIRMATION CARDS

When caffeine and sheer willpower are not cutting it.

These cards deliver blunt encouragement with just enough profanity to get you moving. Part pep talk, part kick up the arse.

Direct. Cheeky. No fluff.

💬 WHAT YOU GET

• Set of 8 printed affirmation cards
• Credit card size, about 8.5 x 5.5 cm
• Sweary affirmations on the front
• Cute doodle pattern on the back
• Premium 225gsm white card
• Printed front and back
• Shipped flat and ready to gift

🎯 GOOD FOR

• Daily motivation
• Work desk energy
• Goal chasers
• Funny self care
• Friends who like it blunt

📦 MADE TO ORDER

Each set is printed to order and packed with care from the UK.